29 February 2008

What Not To Do When Getting To Know Someone Online

What not to say when meeting someone online. Observe.

123 has added you on MSN.

Me: Hi. You are?
123: I am 123. Who are you? (This guy added me, shouldn't he already know who I am?)
Me: Do I know you?
123: I think no la.. Mind ur intro? Asl?
Me: Adelyn, MGS, Penang
123: hw old r u?
Me: 17
123: do you have a bf? (Wtf? Hi, I've just known you for like 10 seconds...)
Me: no
123: where do you stay? (What's with all these questions? Can't he tell to back off with all my one-liners?)
Me: why?
123: wanna meet u ma..
Me: huh? (No I'm not acting dumb...)
123: joke la, jz ask nia la, don angry k?
Me: right
123: say la?
Me: say what?
123: where u staying la (Didn't he already say it was a joke? Geez.)
Me: penang
123: which part?
Me: why you wanna know?
123: u don't want to let me know?
Me: yeah
123: y le?
Me: cos i don't know you
123: now u know d ma
Me: no i dont
123: u wanna know me detail? i tell u now...
Me: are you desperate?
123: ya, y?
Me: cos you're acting like that
123: u seem like u dun wan fren me lik that (Hell yeah)
Me: oh
123: u dun wan fren me zit?
Me: yeah
123: ok then you can delete me now
Me: ok sure
123: ty. bb.

Awhile later.

123: y still nt yt delete me?
*123 just sent you a nudge* (Wtf wtf)
Me: what do you want?
123: y still neva delete me?
Me: oh you want me to delete you?
123: ya
Me: i deleted you. i just didn't block you.
123: ok la. ty.

To be honest, I was just fooling around out of boredom and 123 just had to be the victim of my amusement. (Yes I like to play) Sigh. Call me mean but I demand so much more when it comes to meeting new people. Why go for typical people when odd and different swarm our world?

10 comments:

chinway said...

screw around with him more la den put the msgs up for us readers xD

adelynyeoh said...

lol actually the conversation went a lot longer. this is just the concise version.

chinway said...

show lahhh xD

Anonymous said...

I love you Adelyn. You're my idol. I hate chinese ed people. I used to be one of them... for three years.

adelynyeoh said...

@ chinway: lazy to restructure the thing haha!

@anonymous: i'm sorry but i don't hate chinese eds. i actually have a lot of very good friends from chinese school. and what does hating chinese eds have anything to do with my post?

chinway said...

maybe this dude is also fooling around with u xD

Thongster said...

Tsk tsk silly anonymous.

Anonymous said...

I love you Adelyn

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Wingless_Angel31 said...

i laughed myself crazy with this. HAHA I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE COMMENTING ON OLD POSTS OF YOURS BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS. HAHA.

thankfully i didn't do that. HAHA! =D



 
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