What not to say when meeting someone online. Observe.
123 has added you on MSN.
Me: Hi. You are?
123: I am 123. Who are you? (This guy added me, shouldn't he already know who I am?)
Me: Do I know you?
123: I think no la.. Mind ur intro? Asl?
Me: Adelyn, MGS, Penang
123: hw old r u?
Me: 17
123: do you have a bf? (Wtf? Hi, I've just known you for like 10 seconds...)
Me: no
123: where do you stay? (What's with all these questions? Can't he tell to back off with all my one-liners?)
Me: why?
123: wanna meet u ma..
Me: huh? (No I'm not acting dumb...)
123: joke la, jz ask nia la, don angry k?
Me: right
123: say la?
Me: say what?
123: where u staying la (Didn't he already say it was a joke? Geez.)
Me: penang
123: which part?
Me: why you wanna know?
123: u don't want to let me know?
Me: yeah
123: y le?
Me: cos i don't know you
123: now u know d ma
Me: no i dont
123: u wanna know me detail? i tell u now...
Me: are you desperate?
123: ya, y?
Me: cos you're acting like that
123: u seem like u dun wan fren me lik that (Hell yeah)
Me: oh
123: u dun wan fren me zit?
Me: yeah
123: ok then you can delete me now
Me: ok sure
123: ty. bb.
Awhile later.
123: y still nt yt delete me?
*123 just sent you a nudge* (Wtf wtf)
Me: what do you want?
123: y still neva delete me?
Me: oh you want me to delete you?
123: ya
Me: i deleted you. i just didn't block you.
123: ok la. ty.
To be honest, I was just fooling around out of boredom and 123 just had to be the victim of my amusement. (Yes I like to play) Sigh. Call me mean but I demand so much more when it comes to meeting new people. Why go for typical people when odd and different swarm our world?


10 comments:
screw around with him more la den put the msgs up for us readers xD
lol actually the conversation went a lot longer. this is just the concise version.
show lahhh xD
I love you Adelyn. You're my idol. I hate chinese ed people. I used to be one of them... for three years.
@ chinway: lazy to restructure the thing haha!
@anonymous: i'm sorry but i don't hate chinese eds. i actually have a lot of very good friends from chinese school. and what does hating chinese eds have anything to do with my post?
maybe this dude is also fooling around with u xD
Tsk tsk silly anonymous.
I love you Adelyn
i laughed myself crazy with this. HAHA I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE COMMENTING ON OLD POSTS OF YOURS BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS. HAHA.
thankfully i didn't do that. HAHA! =D
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